Before The Spanish Scourge There Was Hope...Now There's Only Hope a Dope

And before Rodriguez, When Loyd Carr, with his storied knowledge of Michigan and his appreciation and understanding of Michigan Football, was coach, years ago...

Haunted wrote this.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
FOR A WOLVERINE
TO LOSE A CONTEST
WITH A BEAN

Now it appears, that sadly, Michigan,the boys in yellow, the men in blue?, will be defeated by a legume. Yes, thanks to the mess the new coach, Rodriguez, has brought to old Ann Arbor Town there will be woe and sadness this final Saturday of this terrible, miserable season. Thanks to the Spanish Scourge A Bean Will Defeat a Wolverine.

And what do we hear of Roxbury Fleet, our once fine hope to win this game? Roxbury is not playing anywhere but he is dining in Columbus this weekend. Perhaps if Michigan possessed a different Coach, a coach more like Loyd Carr, Roxbury and Jenny Swindle would be with the Boys in Blue this weekend. Sadly, with only the Scourge and his great Spread.. The Cyclops appears to be moving on, and probably to our hated rival The Beans.

However nothing is set in the sod yet... and maybe if Michigan sends a surrogate recruiter, perhaps if The Scourge tosses his remaining meager ethics to the wind, he may yet score with Roxbury. Perhaps if they send Loyd Carr? Don't count on it!

What you can count on is that Michigan will end the season with the worst record in its 129 year football history, and the Men in Blue ( we will give them that for this final sentence) will forever be known as the worst team in the Michigan lexicon.

But oh never mind. It is certain. Michigan will lose the game and probably Roxbury Fleet too.

Rodriguez on a Rail...Anyone?

Ohio State 42
Michigan 13

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