UNABLE TO BEAT OHIO STATE - TRY TOLEDO

If you cannot beat Ohio State- try Toledo

Mighty Toledo against the Boy’s in Blue. What you say, Toledo, you mean that crummy town just over the boarder where you use to go and Drink 3-2 beer and try to run amok after drinking eighteen pitchers? Yep, that place. Ug... how the mighty have fallen.

This Saturday may be Michigan’s last chance for a victory this season. Because rumors are spreading, like the offense, that without Roxbury Fleet to pull his fat from the fire, Rodriguez may be lurching on to another program. Fraud in the contract or some such thing.... It appears he had agreed to win some games.

And the Scourge is on top of this one. Without Roxbury Fleet to finish off Ohio State he senses it may be his bacon.

Yes, last week, economic crisis and all, with confusion on the home front when his wife burned up the Krugerrand chart, and with the team running out of time and money... With the banks saying maybe it had not been a good time to add on to the Big House since Michigan was unlikely to fill the place in a couple of years at the rate things are going...Amid this carnage and despair... Where was the Scourge? You guessed it, in Two Creeks trying to help Roxbury out with proportions, equations, and chance.

And it appears he is going to pass Algebra. Then if he can keep his words about him, and his sentence structure under control on that final English test, he might just make it to the Town of Two Anns..Yet. But only if... he can escape the clutches of Jenny Swindle....if she does not find him in the arms of the homecoming queen...if he manages to resist the tugs of Jesus...and if the trains still run on time.

Keeping you Posted- Haunted



Toledo 21
Michigan 20