The Truth Comes Out

Did you wonder what transpired last weekend? Did you have the feeling that something was stinky in Denmark, not to mention Happy Valley? I mean what happened? The Boys in blue came out charging, the first quarter belonged to them and then they slumped like a spent boxer. And this is where it gets interesting.

Because Haunted has heard what really happened. Roxbury Fleet's best gal, the young Miss Swindle, was in town to see the game. Worried about her Roxbury's choice of Michigan, and wooed by that old Coach Paterno, Swindle brought her team of Two Creeks cheerleaders to town, and with them her own spread offense.

Yep, by Saturday the Boys in Blue were just tuckered out...Their precious bodily fluids sapped, their bodies drained. Oh yes, the spirit was willing and this accounts for that first quarter, but the Team, your team, my team, Roxbury's maybe- someday-team, had been unwittingly or purposely wasted by Swindle's charge.

So it goes. Hearing of this the Scourge bemoaned his fate, his spread offense so much less than love, so much less than passion.... so much less.

Rumors have it that for the rest of the season the boys in blue are quarantined, just like little children.

Keeping you posted The Haunted Wolverine.