HAUNTED NO MORE IN 2008

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

News Alert From Boom Boom Banghart

Haunted received this news alert from Boom Boom Banghart:

Dateline: The Big House: Ann Arbor, Michigan
Terrorist Scare at Michigan

The Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours
yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach, Rich Rodriguez, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice was resumed this morning after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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