Roxbury Fleet Still In Michigan's Headlights.

Well, fans, it appears the conventional wisdom is the boys in Blue (after their dismal loss to Utah last week we cannot call them men) will defeat Miami of Ohio on Saturday Sep 6... I should hope so. And with an easy-cakes game coming up; the Scourge, coach Rodriguez, has kept his eyes pierced towards Tennessee and the Cyclops.

Yes, Roxbury Fleet played what we hope will be his final game for Two Creeks High- passing for 250 yards and rushing for 150. And, he did this scampering and leaping, arm cocked and passing...dashing with euphoria. The field was his and so was the Victory.

"Two Creeks Two Creeks
Knows the way
Roxbury Fleet Just
Saved the day"

This was the cheer that resounded through the valleys, and hopefully, someday, and soon, it will resonate with mighty passion in the town of two Anns and an Arbor.

Because Fleet is moving ahead in his attempt to get out of High School. Just last week he passed by the Civil War in his studies and next week he is about to turn the corner on the last gasp of the Sioux nation. Soon, with coach Rodriguez's help, he will be moving into the twentieth century, and a few wars and troubles later, we anticipate that Tennessee will be history for Fleet, and Ann Arbor his new home. Can we hope for Notre Dame, unlikely, but we can pray.

There is one large fly in the ointment, news reports this week said that Roxbury's best gal, Jenny Swindle, was pregnant. It seems that abstinence was not the way to go no matter what Jesus said. How this plays out is up in the air, but Haunted hopes it will not keep Roxbury from attending Michigan. The men in blue may need to host a baby shower

All for now: The Haunted Wolverine.