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Roxbury Fleet breaks all records. Yes, the one-eyed quaterback phenom has done it again. Rushing, passing, leaping, jumping, and even field goals. Fleet now holds All Records for a single game of high school ball in Tennessee. The local paper put it this way

"Roxbury has done it. In a night so magic and pristine, a night that will be spoken of silently, reverently,and boisterously in the bars and worshiped in the churches... for perhaps a hundred years. Roxbury Fleet from Two Creeks High, put the big kaboom on the boys from Frog Hollar. Never has this reporter seen the likes of it, never! It was a dream of football, a wizadry of the grid iron, and a monumental moment when..."

This goes on for eighteen pages, but you get the idea. So hope, all you Michigan fans and supporters. Hope, that soon, Roxbury will get out of High School and make it to the Big House. Hope.

On a sadder note, Dna tests of the placental membrane prove that the Seductress Jenny Swindle's belly is filling up with, yes, a little Roxbury or Roxburyette. We can only hope this works out for the best and does not keep our man from attending Michigan.

Every Cloud holds a lightning bolt.

So much for now-The Haunted Wolverine