IF ONLY.......WE HAD BEATEN NOTRE DAME

Yes folks, if only. If only we had kept our coach, Loyd Carr. If only we had not hired a bumb like Rodriguez. If only the press box had been finished before the next great depression, (hello..it is almost here..just round the corner). If only.

So much of life is this it seems. IF ONLY I HAD NOT PURCHASED ALL THAT AIG..Dam

And Dam... if only we had had Roxbury Fleet on hand last weekend we might have won the game, rain or not. Because, the Cyclops has one mighty-mystery of an arm, a steller eye, and a history of playing heroicly in soggy, sloppy, weather. IF Only. But dam we didn't.

And Rodriguez... what a disaster, not only is the man a stumble mouth like George W, but he seems to be having a tough time- Fleet or not. Any coach could have done better, but maybe he should not have fired all the old coaching staff... there we go again. Maybe and If Only.

Yes, I am afraid that will be the season's mantra.. folks... unless, Roxbury shows up in time. If he excapes the clutches of the seductress Jenny Swindle, and if he finishes up the century before the Christian Right burns his books... And if, if, if he is still willing to attend our University... because the rumors out. That Michigan is done for. More to follow... If Only!!