Bozo Ball In The Fall

One more week goes by and still no Roxbury Fleet. But the Blue's new coach is busy trying to save his bacon. And this week Rodriguez sent a special agent to help Roxbury through the Great Depression and Pearl Harbor, to help him study up, and to look into this pregnancy thing with the seductress, Jenny Swindle. However; it seems clear, without a miracle, the Cyclops will not make it to South Bend.

All in Ann Arbor hope against hope... yet sadly, it's a hope that's fleeting.

Because, it hardly matters, for years now Notre Dame has been a joke, and the Wolverines should have seen the future on the fading frauded frescoe of their Touchdown Jesus. So goes South Bend, so goes Ann Arbor.

This Big Game is no longer Big. The teams are no longer Mighty. It seems that even the bands have lost their pitch. It matters not which team wins when the contest is between two has beens, two second rates, two marginals of the past.

So hope, yes hope, for Roxbury Fleet and a brighter day, a time, a new age-born again, when Michigan football gets a newer, better, kinder, gentler, brighter coach, and returns with one great quarterback to lead them. Look to the future and Roxbury Fleet, who maybe by Ohio, perhaps by Michigan State, will arrive to put things right, crummy coach aside, to return the team once again to greatness.

Sadly it may take until next year. But, if Rodriguez does anything, before his departure back to high school ball, we hope it is one fine quarterback to lead the team, the Men in Blue, once more to victory.... In the immortal words of the Great Leader, when it goes to s***, blame the coach... especially if you are paying him millions.

HAUNTED

Prediction Notre Dame by 10. Note Dame 24 Michigan 14