Roxbury Fleet Struggles for High School Equivalency

Michigan's coach Rodriguez announced today that all is not lost in the search for a new quarterback. And while Roxbury Fleet seems to be having difficulty meeting the high Michigan academic standards, the Scourge seemed hopeful.

"He's old enough to play, in fact I just found out he's nineteen, some problem about first grade, I think", said Michigan's coach Rodriguez. "But I have my best boys on it. We're gonna get Roxbury here as soon as possible. After all whats more important an education or football?"

Rumors abound that without Fleet the Scourge may be forced to run the dreaded two quarterback offense. "You gotta do, what you gotta do...I mean I need to earn all that money" coach Rodriguez is reported to have said. "Hell if I have to go to Tennessee myself.. I'll get that kid to pass the dam test. We need the Cyclops now."

As Haunted writes this post, he sits laptop in hand at the edge of the big top, I mean house. The cheerleaders are practicing a new cheer.

"We need the Cyclops here
Today
Because he can't see
The other way"

Pompoms wave and the air is sweet with departing summer, and the cheerleaders they... well they're jumpin.