Excitement Builds in River City

Yes folks, in the town of Two Ann's, and an Arbor, a place that once succored the weary traveler. On the banks of the Huron, excitement is building for the Big Game.

Yesterday at the diag, if you were magic enough to see it, there was a huge rally. Students, alums, and the Pom Pom gals, were out in force, trying out their new PA system and shaking their tushes like lilies in a hurricane. Cheers abounded, and slanders flowed. In the next few weeks no one is liking Utah.

Smight those Mormons
Put them in their place
Kick some sand
Right in their face

Utah is a state
that really sucks
full of frauds
And run amok's

Go Blue, Go Blue
Kill their team
Brigham Young
Was nasty, old
And obscene.

Yes folks, the crowds were cheering as the Pom Pom gals dittied about. Spirits are high, and it ain't only whiskey, and Chardonnay.

Meanwhile: it doesn't look good for Roxbury Fleet's arrival for Utah. Try as he might, Coach Rodriguez has been unable to steer him past the French Revolution. He seems to be stuck somewhere between the Rights of Man and the Guillotine. But, we can only hope that once he reaches the nineteenth century, he moves quickly by the Indian wars, the founding of Italy, three Napoleons... well you get the picture.

Hopes are not yet dashed, and it is still possible that the Cyclops will make it to the Big House before Ohio State.

GO BLUE

The Haunted Wolverine