Down to the Wire-Roxbury Fleet Passes English

It is getting close folks. Can Rodriguez, the Scourge from crackerville pull it off? Doubtful, but possible. Yet, after spending a week in Tennessee reading Dick Jane and Spot it appears he has had some success. Yes, Roxbury fleet passed coach Rodriguez's version of remedial English and appears to be right on track to get that high school degree. We may have a quarterback yet.

See Dick Run
See Jane Fall
See That Spot
Go After The Ball

Over and over he had Roxbury parse this bit of verse, and low and behold a great big Go Blue Victory may be in the making. Now, if the Scourge can get Roxbury through math, world history, and science in the next week, there is still a chance the Cyclops may arrive just in time to save the day...Yes our one eyed version of Mighty Mouse.. may come in time to pull of a victory over Utah. And then it will be on to such hallowed programs as Toledo in a couple of weeks